Funny “End of the world” tweet confessions on Twitter

If you just woke up it may have slipped your mind that the world is, or was, actually ending today. Yeah. We know you’ve been busy. But Judgment Day? Yes. At least according to an 89-year-old retired engineer called Harold Camping. That didn’t stop the rest of the world from leaving some tweets.

SamuelJComroe

My baths ALWAYS have bubbles.

Every day I throw peppers in my own eyes just to prepare them for the day I get sprayed.

kcirtaPDelgado

I’m a cyborg from the future sent back in time to prevent the end of the world. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

NeimaHajari

if the world is going to end at 6 tonight, i would want to be at the casino when it happens

Samuel__Rivera

I’ve actually been to Narnia.

Niallianhaslett Niall Haslett

I did simply walk into Mordor.

iamkakarookee Cal

I occasionally listen to video game music. okay. I love video game music.

SWFan142

Luke, I am your mother.

Kokonameth

I was on the grassy knoll

Cyn25

Arnold #Schwarzenegger is my dad too!

_NanaFrmGhana

I lied to my wife. I told her our insurance would NOT cover a breast reduction.

jesssicastack

Dear world could you please wait until 10:30 to end. I don’t want my last hours to be spent at subway

tomboyer

I am afraid the only rapturous event experienced today happened in my pants

ilLUminated__1

I was Vin Diesel’s stunt double on Fast Five

BillyJack

It can’t be the end of the world, I still have checks in my check book

Jesus (yes Jesus has a twitter account)

It’s not over ’til “I” say it’s over.

Yes Osama, it’s only you this time…and you’re at the wrong gate.

I’m too humble. That’s my problem.

UncleRinkles

I once got a boner watching Full House.

savessh

I was the drag racing against Princess Diana!

radcastro

I told Macho Man there were no more Slim Jims when I was holding the last one behind my back

Then there were some tweets after the fact…

LOLuMaaad

how do I recall my screw you email to my boss?

Jay_C_926 JEFF

Just great. I cussed out the CEO on Friday…

napiez

steve jobs: I AM STILL GOD!!

SelsWarrior:

I survived May 21, 2011. I Am Legend!

CreditLoan

If you’re still here, so if your bad credit